geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then

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shadyteen:

shadyteen:

Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly

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(Source: rihspect)

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator)

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yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

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(Source: jollymarco)

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fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs)

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

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