mrbritishhimself:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

There’s always one.

"This is my swamp"

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vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

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gl17ch3d-lati0s:

SPONGEBOB

WHY 

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB

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WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

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I think about this every time I have to write an essay

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mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

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taco-bell-rey:

"I loved them before they got popular"

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(Source: taco-bell-rey)

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disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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(Source: disowns)

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terezipyropes:

terezipyropes:

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it’s him

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it’s the theater thug

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(Source: helenaravenclaws)

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refreshes:

"can i see your phone?"

"ya one sec"

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